Incident #6

Today I stopped by a coffee shop (surprise) and handed the cashier my debit card. She took it and swiped it and then looked at it and handed it back to me. It was my driver's license. I needed coffee. (Though since the cashier took it and tried to swipe it I argue she needed coffee too.)

Incident #5

Today I couldn't find my keys. I looked high and low for 15 minutes (which is a long time to look for keys in my small apartment). Finally I found them. They were in my hand. I needed coffee.

Incident #4

Today I grabbed my toothbrush and the tube of toothpaste. I wet my toothbrush and squeezed toothpaste on to the brush and began brushing. I then realized I had put Aquafor (healing ointment) on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste. I needed coffee.

Incident #3

Today I tried pouring my cereal into my dog's bowl and my dog's food into my cereal bowl. I needed coffee.

Incident #2

Today before leaving my apartment I made sure I had my phone and my wallet (so I could buy my coffee) and locked my apartment. As the door clicked shut I realized I had not checked to make sure I had my keys. I needed coffee.

Incident #1

I went to the McDonald's drive-thru on my way to work. Ordered a coffe and drove around to the first window and paid for it. I then drove right past the 2nd window and continued to work, arriving without the coffee I just paid for. I needed coffee.