Incident #19

This morning I made coffee as per usual and then got dressed while I waited for it to brew. When I returned to the kitchen there was coffee all over the counter and floor. I had forgotten to put the coffee pot back into the coffee maker. I needed coffee.

Incident #18

I went to Lowe's (because that's the best way to start out a Sunday morning) for various items for my rental unit. I picked up some paint and the Lowe's employee asked me what I was painting. I replied with what I thought was a reasonable answer "A wall." She looked at me as if I were crazy and said "I would hope so!" followed by laughter. Apparently I was supposed to be more specific. I just didn't understand. I needed coffee.