Incident #29

This morning I woke up and made my way to the bathroom in the style akin to a zombie extra on The Walking Dead. I then jumped in the shower in an attempt to wake myself up as well as get cleaned. I instantly realized something was wrong. I had not taken my socks off prior to jumping in the shower. It's safe to say I needed coffee.

Incident #28

I recently remembered my coffee pot has a delay brew button which has prevented me from having early morning coffee flubs, hence the long gap in posts. But never fear, nothing but properly administered caffeine can stop my mishappenings.

I got my coffee all ready to brew and set the delay timer and headed to bed. I awoke the next morning and zombie-stumbled to the coffee pot and poured a cup. I took a big sip of what turned out to be cold coffee. Turns out I hadn't hit the delay brew button and had just hit the brew button before going to bed. I needed (hot) coffee.

Incident #27

I went home for lunch today and decided to brew a fresh pot of coffee instead of buying a cup from somewhere. I ate lunch, poured the coffee into my travel mug and went back to work. Upon arriving back at work I realized I had left my coffee mug and coffee at home. I needed coffee.

Incident #26

This morning I couldn't even stay awake long enough to make coffee. I tried to convince my dog to make it but she seemed too tired as well. I needed coffee.

Incident #25

This morning I poured my dog's food into her waterbowl, which was full of water. I tried to convince her it was doggy cereal, but really, the truth was, I needed coffee.

Incident #24

This morning while getting ready for work I suddenly realized I had been standing in the middle of my dining room staring off into space for an unknown period of time. When I did become aware of this I felt obligated to start moving again but couldn't remember what task I had been in the middle of. I needed coffee.

Incident #23

Today I arrived at work and tried to log on to my computer. After quite a few failed attempts I was growing increasingly frustrated as I slowly and aggressively typed in each letter of my username and each letter/number/character of my password double checking the whole time that I wasn't missing a single stroke. As I began dialing our IT department I realized that I had spent the last 10 minutes trying to log in to my work computer with my personal email username and password. I tried with the correct username and password and the computer "Welcomed" me. I needed coffee.