Incident #29

This morning I woke up and made my way to the bathroom in the style akin to a zombie extra on The Walking Dead. I then jumped in the shower in an attempt to wake myself up as well as get cleaned. I instantly realized something was wrong. I had not taken my socks off prior to jumping in the shower. It's safe to say I needed coffee.

Incident #25

This morning I poured my dog's food into her waterbowl, which was full of water. I tried to convince her it was doggy cereal, but really, the truth was, I needed coffee.

Incident #24

This morning while getting ready for work I suddenly realized I had been standing in the middle of my dining room staring off into space for an unknown period of time. When I did become aware of this I felt obligated to start moving again but couldn't remember what task I had been in the middle of. I needed coffee.