Incident #29

This morning I woke up and made my way to the bathroom in the style akin to a zombie extra on The Walking Dead. I then jumped in the shower in an attempt to wake myself up as well as get cleaned. I instantly realized something was wrong. I had not taken my socks off prior to jumping in the shower. It's safe to say I needed coffee.

Incident #28

I recently remembered my coffee pot has a delay brew button which has prevented me from having early morning coffee flubs, hence the long gap in posts. But never fear, nothing but properly administered caffeine can stop my mishappenings.

I got my coffee all ready to brew and set the delay timer and headed to bed. I awoke the next morning and zombie-stumbled to the coffee pot and poured a cup. I took a big sip of what turned out to be cold coffee. Turns out I hadn't hit the delay brew button and had just hit the brew button before going to bed. I needed (hot) coffee.